Ayan Siddiqui — Short Tempered Bogar Sugar Addict Ayan Siddiqui. Scottsdale/Tempe are overflowing with deplorable 30K millionaire dbags but Ayan Siddiqui and his brother Hassan are the worst. Ayan would randomly crash parties in Tempe and Scottsdale to snort all the drugs he could. Ayan was thrown out Northshore and off the ASU basketball team for assaulting people. Ayan has been charged with assault so many times that his daddy got tired of paying off victims to keep Ayan out of jail. So Ayan Siddiqui started studying law in college to learn how to get himself out of trouble with the law. Big nosed Ayan and his equally ugly brother Hassan can’t get laid even when they offer girls in oldtown/mill ave thousands of dollars of their daddy’s money so they only date and hang out with strippers/floozies. Now Ayan Siddiqui spends his days desperately trying to push 18-20 year old college kids on the Robinhood app for money. Which is adleast more noble than when he helped his brother Hassan run pyramid schemes based around his bad poor quality knockoff of Napster.