Beth Dalton — From Cheap Sloot To Gawds Army. Literally the one who’d swallow it all for some powdery skiing. She’s made the transition from easily gotten (money, substances) to militant wanna be Stepford wife. Doesn’t have much of an education AND IT SHOWS. Really fellas, if ya look like a troll, but got money, she’s all yours. Recently her political kick and narrow pov have been hilarious to read. Like. Wow. Those last three brain cells are fighting for oxygen in there.