Candace McCarthy — Candy Kelly Is The Biggest Slore In Dunnville. Candace McCarthy or Candy as she calls herself to all the boys lol is the town of dunnville’s biggest slore. She pushes herself on married men, has 3 daughters she barley sees because she’s too busy on Tinder trying to find her prince charming lmao she thinks her big floppy tits are an asset and her key to finding a good guy. She desperately wants other womens lives because hers is shit and no man actually wants to date her, just fuk her and move on. She works in Hamilton giving out payday loans and stanky pu55y. Watch out for Candy, its not always sweet ? shed be like the game of bamboozled…. looks ok on the outside, tastes and smells like dog sh1t on the inside.