Chris Simba — Wannabe Rapper Goof. Everyone Chris Simba is the biggest wannabe trash rapper who thinks his music is any good, it’s not it’s garbage. Him and his friends go around talking sh1t thinking they’re gangsta but they’re just a bunch of pu55y lil b1tches. Just recently the goof got busted with a gun in his car while suking off his homie than cried to the media like the b1tch that he is.