Dakota Stufflebean — (Johnson) Cheating Wife, Mediocre Hairstylist. Don’t let these pigtails fool you. This cheating wife is no innocent hair dresser. A mediocre one at best. Cheats on her husband with dudes who can’t even afford to buy data for their phone. Wait, THERES MORE. She has to use her pathetic cosmo career to make her feel better about herself. I guess all the hair, brows and make up can’t hide an ugly soul can they dAkOtA?! LADIES beware, she will not only fuk your man, but your hair up as well.