Dan Chisick — Dan The “Man”. Congratulations to our cheap boss, Dan Chisick, for finally leaving the fat and ugly long nose wife and admitting to being gay. Hopefully, at this time of big changes to his life, this creep will also stop harassing and bullying all of us at work. Getting rid of the silly bow ties that he so likes might also be a good idea for the entitled and toxic Dan, a so-called man.