Greta Hanslip — Your Mans A Dog. This is one pathetic, hard-up, used excuse for a woman. After she got dumped by Justin who just popped the question to his fiance on Christmas, here’s Greta trying to get even acting all love balls with her new beau Devin. All over the book she’s like baby this, baby that, my future husband, and blah blah blah. Greta, you’ve been with Devin for what??? 5 months maybe?! “My future husband” b1tch please.. Devin isn’t exactly ideal husby material. Ask him about all the d1ck pics. Believe me Greta, you ain’t the only one or anything special.