James “Jim” Douthat Serial Cheater. James Douthat is a serial cheater and pathological liar. I mean, really, he can’t help it. It was only natural that he’d start having full fledged affairs in the first year of his first marriage. So many affairs. When he was too busy to have an affair he would just hire a floozy. I hear Jim Douthat is a High School Teacher these days. I’d worry for those impressionable senior girls. Jim’s mistake was sharing so much of his life with his latest side piece. That would be me. My mistake was falling for his lies. And then, after finding out he’s married, thinking Jim would leave his current wife for me. She was once the side piece too, by the way. Well you can have him, Carolyn. At least until he strays again.