Jamie-Lynn — Is Really Into Dogs. This is a weird one. I matched with this girl Jamie-Lynn on Tinder and she was obsessed with my dog. She kept going on and on about him. I know chicks like dogs, but this was getting creepy. It became very clear she was more interested in my dog than me. Either way, it’s Tinder and I was determined to get laid. She eventually came over to my house and things quickly went from creepy to disturbing. She went from petting my dog to full on making out with him. She started grabbing at his genitals and asked if he could “join us” in the bedroom. That’s when I threw her coat at her and told her to gtfo of my house. Don’t let dog-faced Jamie near your dog. She is seriously messed up.