Jon Maydonik The Ugly Fake Black Metal Stinky Pig
Jon Maydonik The Ugly Fake Black Metal Stinky Pig. Jon tries to go for higher tier girls but when he loses out he fuks his best friends dumpy, egirl (left blond) who shoves dildos up her a55 and sucks them after. Then cries she was abused to do sex work when she wasn’t. Patrick the black haired guy was her bf who has an open honest relationship with a way hotter chick than her so he goes and fuks Jon behind her back. Then months later jon meets up with schizo kelly and ditches London for schizo a55 anorexic kelly who doesn’t even sleep with him prefers the pipe and starving herself to death. Kelly is off the wall and in love with herself and then thinks she loves people then really just loves drugs. Kelly fuks Jon over then he goes back to London to have kinky sex and then kelly needs him to comfort her while she’s convulsing on drugs and he goes back. London thinks she’s won after kellly said she’s even to good to want to share Jon with London and Jon rips kelly off and tried to get her in the psych ward cause he can’t pay back 40$. London and Jon. You’re the ugliest of the bunch. And everyone fuking hates you. Kelly’s cute if she stops the drugs girl Patrick can do better London has drunk more semen than a sailor looks like a smurf and has a beer belly and so has Jon. Kelly clean the fuk up and live up to your potential, you’re the only one that matters (she’s not pictured).