Josh Jonkman — Lying Low Life. This guy right here, Josh Jonkman is a lying piece of sh1t. He fuked me a few times when his wife was at work doing lashes. She can go f*** herself too. Anyways, he told me he doesn’t luv her anymore as she can’t even carry his fuking child full term. Haha, newsflash, he doesn’t want a baby with you anyways. He wants to leave your fat lazy a55 for me. We met on Craigslist a few times and I used to be best friends with his wife. Before she f***** me over and stole me best friend from me. She has a reputation and is a drunk. She lost her baby recently cause she drank every weekend, and still does… guess what Bo, go f*** yourself you dumb b1tch.