KRYSTAL CLAIRE Hygiene Like Trout. Let me introduce you to one of Vancouver’s biggest Sla*gz . Krystal Claire ( not the name she gave me ) had the pleasure of meeting this prize a couple months ago at her place of work . Being drunk and Hor!ny and I took her up on her offer of $300 for the hr . Not only did she rob me when I fell asleep the smell of fish the next day in my hotel was enough to make this guy puke. I went and got tested just to be safe and looks like our friend is giving the gift that keeps on giving . If personal hygiene is a must then this is definitely a troll you want to stay away from unless you like smelling like a fish market in July I have put in a file with her work and do have a police file pending again this smelly Thief.