Lonnie Lamotte — Lonnie The Loser. Hi everyone This is Lonnie Lamotte. He’s an absolute goof and thinks he’s tough sh1t. He is dating /using an older woman and ruining her life, he has her drugged up all the time so he can steal her car and talk to his b1tches, he’s methed up usually and likes to act like he can fight, he’s screwed people over and is probably talking to underage girls. He beats his girlfriend and makes fun of her to everyone behind her back, his friends are whack as fuk too and all crackheads, watch out for this one he will probably try and sell you bad drugs.