Luke Ranger: The Creepiest Methhead In Kitchener. Luke Ranger is a huge fuking sh1t-faced creep and a pathetic methhead junkie. This dumb c0cksucker defrauds the government with a fake disability and spends all his lame a55 time spreading bullsh1t gossip about people. This fuking piss-headed troll loves to rat and get people fined for minor bylaw violations that don’t impact him, and then he blames other people to create conflict between others for his own fuking amusement. This fukface loser will rat on anyone he can because that is how he gets his kicks in life. Meanwhile, this devious rats a55 of a bastard has a criminal history of DUI and indecent exposure. This fuking weirdo is also a voyeur. He’s bisexual but no man or woman will touch him because he has the worst fuking breath in the world and always smells like shit from the bottom of a public washroom. When this old fuking cvnt isn’t ratting people out, he’s either having his methhead a55 carted out by ambulance or being visited by either the cops or his probation officer.