Mathew Pheonix — Biggest Goof In The Valley. Mathew Pheonix is the biggest peice of sh1t around. Do yourself some research and see what some of kelowna residents think of this scvmbag, he is in the closet so he likes to hide under a “tough guy” persona but everyone knows he is a little b1tch who likes it in the a55. If you ever see this loser around please do Kelowna a favour!