Melissa Teal — Floozy Service. Melissa Teal does rub ant tugs for a living. You can find her on a number of floozy services in Winnipeg. She is well known in the city for her massages ending happy She is so gross. Her body is saggy and you could easily kick a field goal through her teeth. Disgusting She does drives with no license while smoking pot with her kids in the car. She won’t leave her ex alone and constantly stalks him day and night. She is currently walking around with a black eye karma.