Patrick Ryan — A Creepy Imbecile. Patrick Ryan who didn’t get his bachelor until he turned 30 after being in college for 8 years has sexually harassed 5 of my friends in Massachusetts. Pat was an obese emo basement dweller but all the bogar sugar he’s snorted over the past 10 years have made him skinny. Patrick Ryans idiot parents spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to send him to the most expensive middle and high school in the country but it didn’t matter because this moron struggled to pass any college classes. Three girls I know who took classes with this ugly creep have come close to filing restraining orders against him. In between failing classes at Umass Amherst and making unwanted advances onto women Patrick Ryan was also fired from 3 jobs for being a moron.