Tobias Ehnes — Good Cheater Not Worth It. This wife cheating hunny right here has alot going for him bigger than his a55. He is charming until he smiles and you see the mold growing around his teeth and the stink of ball cheese off his a55. Can’t miss it ladies it’s something. This oilfield worker may know his sh1t but suks at lying. He’ll try get you with your friends, but leave ya both with the dirtiest! He’s the bar star always hanging around the pool table harder than the black on his gums. You’ll never see him brush his teeth, you can imagine what his breath smells like. You do not want that in your face, nevermind between the legs. He plays as the straight shooter, but he’s more crooked than his nose. So ladies, you seen this stud around town in his White Dodge Ram with all black tints, he’s not only hiding his insecurities, he’s hiding it all.