Watch Out For Dirtbag Colombian DJ Andres Cortes OWNSIDE. This is Andres Cortes aka OWNSIDE – hes a DJ and producer from Colombia and a total lying, violent, narcissistic dirt bag. He has a police record from violence and theft against his former girlfriend of 2 years. He will tell women what they want to hear just to sleep with them, while hes in a relationship. He is most likely bi-polar or schizophrenic, and will lie to get what he wants. He’s a gross broke loser with a dirty apartment and 2 pairs of shoes. He is only good for d1ck and he knows it. Thats why he is constantly on the hunt for girls ready to open their legs to him. Beware. He may even ask you to marry him so he can get a PR. Don’t do it.